soloveitchik:

taggediconic:

soloveitchik:

The customer is never right

normalize the customer never being right

(via islandoflostsluts)

Back rubs that turn into booty rubs that turn into sex.

(via islandoflostsluts)

scarlet-benoit-is-my-rolemodel:

This is 100% how anxiety works

(via dream-away-reality)

foxy-mulder:

thankyu:

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

(via dulect)

tittled:

my brother just prank called the auto parts store he works at asking if they had fallopian tubes and the guy spent like 20 minutes looking lmao 

(via thebestoftumbling)

venake:

deleting your vent post 3 minutes after compulsively writing it

(via dream-away-reality)

everyonesmadhere1556:

punkmicheal:

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat

(via perks-of-being-chinese)